Mike Milligan stood in the alley,
looking at the building that held his target. “This is stupid,”
he said to nobody. “I'm going to get arrested in five minutes.”
He removed his overcoat, and stood in
the alley wearing only his new super-suit. It was specially tailored
for his powers, with porous material on the fingertips and toes. It
was surprisingly comfortable, too. All in all, it was
perfect...except for the color. That couldn't be helped, though...he
couldn't afford a new one, and anyway, it wasn't like the
manufacturer had a return policy.
“Well...here goes nothin'.” Mike
ran across the street and, after reaching the curb on the opposite
side, jumped into the air. Just before hitting the wall, he put his
hands and feet out in front of them...and the moment they made
contact, they secreted an adhesive jelly, strong enough to hold him
in place. Mike was now three or four feet up the wall, and started
climbing toward a window.
He had almost gotten there when he
found himself framed by a flashlight. “Stop right there!” someone
said.
Mike tried to scramble for the window,
but he was cut off by a gunshot. The bullet grazed his arm—not
lethal, but enough to make him lose his grip. Milligan fell to the
ground...and before he could recover, he found himself surrounded by
police officers.
“Bet you feel pretty stupid now,
huh?” one of the officers asked.
“No kiddin',” another chimed in.
“What kind of idiot pulls a midnight robbery in a bright yellow
suit?”
"Didn't have a choice," Mike grumbled, not that the cops were listening. They just loaded him into the car and drove off.
It took another fifteen minutes for the press to arrive at the scene of the crime. With Mike in the middle of being processed, they were left to their own devices on what to call this new supervillain.
Thus, the Yellow Stickie was born.
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