"So, let me get this straight. The nations of the world, and all non-national armies and fighting forces, agree to ban the use of: guns, bullets, tanks, missiles, bombs, grenades, land mines, chemical weapons, nuclear weapons, knives, swords, axes, arrows, bludgeons, ninja throwing stars, and flame throwers. In any and all future conflicts."
"That's correct, sir."
"My god, what the hell is left?"
"Umm..." The lieutenant searched through his notes. "...Nerf."
The general smiled. The next war was going to be awesome.
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